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Ostentatious cover of Gray in a Mountain SettingThe bestselling thriller author known only as "Gray" has been declared a fugitive by Government Intelligence Agency, and the Government Bureau of Investigation. Gray disappeared from public view just days after being released from a thirty-day sentence in county jail for burning a copy of HB-10.6969 - the Verifiable Facts Act, better known as the Truth Act, at the Boulder-Springs, Colorado central library. It is rumored that Gray and a number of followers, called "the Cortex", have been hiding in the foothills west of the Solace Creek area of Boulder-Springs.

Through sources we cannot reveal, no matter how many times GBI agent "Stench" threatens us, we've received a number of photographs of Gray, taken somewhere in the mountains. Just weeks ago, Gray owned a substantial dwelling west of Boulder-Springs, but it was destroyed by fire over the recent Labor Day weekend. It is unknown whether he owns additional properties in Colorado, but we do know that he has homes in Malibu, Haleiwa, and Fredericksburg, all registered to the same corporation that holds copyrights on his works.

 

Additional recent photographs of the author known only as "Gray" in a remote mountain location, some with an unknown yellow Labrador retriever.  There have been some questions, still unanswered, about what the white powder on Gray's Kenneth Cole Reaction overcoat may be. In one of the photographs, he appears to be making a hand signal of some sort. Is it a message to "the Cortex?"

credits: Gray's overcoat, Kenneth Cole Reaction; sweater, Eddie Bauer; Dog Collar, "Jerry Garcia Teddy Bear", Bison Designs Colorado. Undercover paparazzi, Monica H.; powder, source unknown (probably snow).  Hey, this is a fashion mag.

 
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